The Hazards of Living In New York: How I Became A Famous Commercial Person

Living in New York City has its upsides and its downsides. One of which is being famous and having everyone in your life that does not live in NY care about what you do or say, because you live in 'The Big City'. If this is in fact untrue, I don't care because I live in NY and your opinion doesn't matter.
Now, another side to living in the City is at some point you will have your commercial, movie, network television debut. This is because so many of these programs are shot on our streets and in our places of work. Not to mention the thousands of street style photogs. No I will not let you take my photo for your fashion blog, do not ask again!
So, as a favor to a very hot friend of mine--my commercial debut has finally come to pass. And, I am a star! Not.

Above is THE video. Yes, the one where I come up with the most in-genius tag line of all time. I should be getting paid for this!


Ugh. Well, I guess this is my first post. Now I really have a blog. Damn it. I'll probs forget and neglect this one too. If blogs were dogs....well, there'd be a lot of dead dogs laying around my apartment.